1 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,700 [bird chirping] 2 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:39,200 Oh, Barbican, did you have a beautiful bath! 3 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:41,640 Oh, Maggie, for the main course of dinner tonight 4 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:45,710 we'll have a fillet, some potato soufflé and broccoli. 5 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:47,710 But you never eat broccoli, madam. 6 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:49,580 No, I know I don't, Maggie. 7 00:01:49,650 --> 00:01:52,750 But Mr. Brooks is very fond of it. 8 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:55,970 Come on. There's the little fellow. Come on. 9 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,320 Oh, Thomas. 10 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:59,890 Thomas, there'll be three ladies from the Welfare League 11 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,930 this afternoon for tea, at 4 o'clock. 12 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,290 Very good, madam. 13 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,930 There you. 14 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,600 Oh, Brown. 15 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:16,970 Brown, I found that powder puff, in Mr. Brooks room. 16 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,480 How do you explain it? 17 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,750 I use it for polishing the nickel. 18 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:27,950 - May I have it, madam? - No. 19 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,720 I suggest that you buy yourself a chamois. 20 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:34,160 Yes, madam. 21 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:39,700 Come on, sweet. 22 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,830 Now, I'll put him out in the beautiful sunshine. 23 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,100 There you. There you are. 24 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,940 Madam, you didn't take your exercises this morning. 25 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:53,480 Oh, I know I didn't, Martha. 26 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,710 Martha, is it worthwhile for a wife to break her back 27 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:58,180 to please her husband? 28 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:02,350 It's impossible to please a husband, madam. 29 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:06,560 Hmm. I'm beginning to think so. 30 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:24,310 Oh, uh...Mr. Brooks didn't return last night, Martha. 31 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,080 He's away on business. 32 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,710 Yes, madam. 33 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:37,190 Say, just a minute, old man. This is my door. 34 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:39,360 Wait a minute. 35 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:43,030 Say, you're so stingy, you wouldn't share it with a pal. 36 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,030 Why, of course, I will. 37 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:47,860 But it's no good while it's shut. 38 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:51,330 Let's open it. Huh? And then, you can have half of it. 39 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,600 Oh, thanks so much, sir. 40 00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:59,370 * Heaven forgive thee kindly * 41 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:05,910 * But my life aren't worth a song * 42 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:12,650 * Why thy pleasure to deceive me * 43 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,320 [humming] 44 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:21,960 [piano music] 45 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,750 [music continues] 46 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,400 Oh, I just didn't want to make noise, but I don't care. 47 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:06,470 [music continues] 48 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,180 Pardon me, madam. 49 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:23,420 'Mr. Brooks has just returned from his business trip.' 50 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:25,760 Thank you, Martha. 51 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:31,460 Perhaps, you'd better read this, first. 52 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,850 Why, Martha! 53 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,890 Why, Martha. I was in bed at 10 o'clock. 54 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:00,420 That's what I thought, madam. 55 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,860 Hmm. 56 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:14,900 * Oh, it ain't gonna rain anymore no more * 57 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:18,070 * It ain't gonna rain no more * 58 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:21,410 * So how in the juice can I cook my goose * 59 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,910 * If it ain't gonna rain no more * 60 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:29,750 * Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more no more * 61 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:32,790 * It ain't gonna rain no more * 62 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:38,330 * So how's that I use my tears to wash your ears * 63 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:41,970 * If it ain't gonna rain no more * 64 00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:45,770 * Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more no more * 65 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,940 * It ain't gonna rain no more * 66 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:53,880 * So how in the juice can I cook my goose * 67 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:58,850 * 'Cause it ain't gonna rain no more * 68 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,120 Stopped raining. 69 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,820 Ha! Didn't I tell you it would? 70 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:05,150 There, the tree is here and the.. 71 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:11,360 - Eh, good morning, darling. - Good morning, dear. 72 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,330 - Hello, Jimmy. - Oh, hello. 73 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,530 Did you enjoy yourself last night? 74 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,330 Oh, no. No, darling. 75 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,500 No, as a matter of fact, I had a terrible time 76 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:24,940 with some out-of-town business men. 77 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,040 - Business? - Oh, yes. 78 00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:29,310 You know me, darling. 79 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:33,280 I eat business, and I sleep business and-- 80 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:36,250 - Drink business. - Yes.. 81 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,450 I hope the business went well. 82 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,520 Well? 83 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,720 [laughs] 84 00:08:41,790 --> 00:08:44,230 You don't know the half of it. Huh? 85 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,900 [laughs] 86 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,200 No, I'm sure I don't. 87 00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:51,300 Huh? 88 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,900 Well.. 89 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:58,870 You two look as though you needed some sleep. 90 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:01,680 I'll go turn down the bed. 91 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:06,150 - Red, like her head. - No, she doesn't even suspect. 92 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,420 She's too sweet to call your bluff. 93 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:12,560 You're right. She is too sweet. 94 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,490 You know, I wish she'd throw something at me. 95 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,630 Yeah? So do I. 96 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,270 (Jimmy) 'Why don't you get pajamas that fit me?' 97 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,570 Why, if you want to get any-- 98 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,110 Come on, you two. 99 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,310 - I'll tuck you in. - Thank you, darling. 100 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:12,520 - Oh, there's the morning paper. - Hmm, any news? 101 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:16,950 No, nothing important. Just that you're a bigamist. 102 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,250 What? 103 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,290 - Hey, now, what does it say? - Now, just a minute. 104 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,670 Ha ha. Yellow journalism. 105 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,770 Absolutely. 106 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:40,280 You know, there should be a law, against putting things 107 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,510 like this in the paper. 108 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,280 But, uh, Mrs. Brooks, who is she? 109 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:45,750 Huh? 110 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:49,820 She...couldn't have been you, could it, eh? 111 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:53,490 No, indeed, no, it...wasn't you. 112 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,460 I know she wasn't. Who was she? 113 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,300 - Well.. - Who indeed? 114 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,300 - You guess. - You were there, Jimmy. 115 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:06,200 Oh, yes. Mm-hmm, yes. Jimmy was there. 116 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:10,040 She wasn't your wife, Bob. Whose wife was she? 117 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:12,310 Oh, she.. 118 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:15,610 ...she was Jimmy's wife. 119 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:22,850 Jimmy, huh? Why, Jimmy's not married. 120 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,150 [laughs] 121 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,360 Isn't that silly, Jimmy? 122 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,660 She didn't know you were married. 123 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:34,500 When did you, uh, when did you get married, Jimmy? 124 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,570 Oh, suddenly. Very very suddenly. 125 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,770 Darling, why didn't you tell me that Jimmy was married? 126 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,240 Ha ha ha. I haven't known it very long, myself. 127 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:48,240 Well, he's keeping as a secret. 128 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:52,080 Oh, yes. You see, marriage is sacred to Jimmy. 129 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,080 I'm glad it is to somebody. 130 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:56,450 Mm-hmm. He didn't want a soul to know. 131 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,360 That is, except himself and the girl. 132 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,560 And they never speak of it. 133 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:06,760 - A real romance. - Oh, most romantic. 134 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:10,500 Hmm. They're on their honeymoon now. 135 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,940 Are they? Where? 136 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,970 A-a-at the Royal Arms. 137 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,770 Ouch. 138 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:23,410 Eh, huh. Oh, yes. Yes, that's right. In...in his wife's arms. 139 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,410 Where every honeymooner ought to be. 140 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:31,620 Yes. Home is where the heart is, I always...say. 141 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:34,060 I do want to meet her, Jimmy. What's her name? 142 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:40,200 H-H...Her name is, uh... her name is the same as mine. 143 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,600 I mean her maiden name. 144 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:49,870 Oh, she hasn't been a maiden for a long time. 145 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,710 What's her first name? 146 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:58,580 Her first name? Her first.. Her first name? 147 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:03,990 Oh...her first name is... is really Trixie. 148 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,320 - Yeah. Huh? - Huh. 149 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,930 Trixie? How perfectly sweet. 150 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,430 - Yes. - Hmm. 151 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,430 - Where does she come from? - Oh, from.. 152 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,430 (both men) Down South. North. 153 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,640 - No, South. - North, South. 154 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,770 Darling, listen. 155 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:26,910 Oh, from way down South, in...North Carolina. 156 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:31,310 Yes, you know what the Governor of North Carolina 157 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,850 said to the Governor of South Carolina, huh? 158 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,320 Well, she's descended from both of them. 159 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:39,860 - Must bring her to call soon. - Oh.. 160 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,360 Yes. 161 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:51,870 Very beautiful to think of someone being happily married. 162 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:59,680 Well...I fixed that. 163 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,010 And how? 164 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,150 Don't blame me. Blame my wife. 165 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,520 - She's so darn suspicious. - She has a right to be. 166 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,790 I don't see how you can run around with a jane like Trixie 167 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,050 when you've got a wife like that. 168 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:17,190 Trixie is not a jane. She's a...a counter-irritant. 169 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,500 Yes. Well, you've got no business marrying me off 170 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,470 to your counter-irritant. 171 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:28,970 You don't understand. I'm a romantic guy. 172 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:39,480 I crave warm affection. And all I get is frozen justice. 173 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,080 * One little lie * 174 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:46,920 * And by and by you'll slip a little bit further down * 175 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:50,660 * It's easy to fall * 176 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,820 - What time is it now, Martha? - It's 9:30, madam. 177 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:20,190 Well, I thought I might as well tear these tickets up. 178 00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:22,690 Concert began an hour ago. 179 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,960 'It is a shame, madam. I know how men are.' 180 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,870 Do you, Martha? How are they? 181 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,970 Terrible. 182 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,440 Oh. 183 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,780 He just doesn't care, Martha. 184 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,380 I'm beaten. I admit it. 185 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:47,820 Don't say that, madam. 186 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:52,320 Every woman has to fight to rule her man. 187 00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:54,590 You must make yourself so attractive to him 188 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,260 he won't want to leave you. 189 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,290 You can. 190 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,400 - You think so, Martha? - Of course. 191 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,930 Life...is just what we make it. 192 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,570 Merry or sad. 193 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:10,070 [Martha singing "Live And Love Today"] 194 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,310 [singing] 195 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,910 [singing continues] 196 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,060 [singing continues] 197 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,440 [singing continues] 198 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:36,060 You know, Martha? 199 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,730 That's a very dangerous philosophy. 200 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,770 It might be...Satan's job. 201 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:50,570 True love...oh, true love is believing that the one you love 202 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,840 is quite above defeat. 203 00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:59,450 New love...may come deceiving. 204 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:05,720 But like a seed perhaps, will meet defeat. 205 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,730 Storms come... and we must face them. 206 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:14,460 Hello, darling. 207 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,100 Alright, Martha. 208 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:25,140 - Well, and what do you know? - Nothing. 209 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:30,280 Nothing, except that you wasted this beautiful day, sleeping. 210 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:33,950 You know, Bob, I've been waiting for you for two hours. 211 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:37,650 Oh, please darling. Don't scold. 212 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:42,560 - The concert began an hour ago. - Concert? What concert? 213 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:45,460 Of course you forgot. 214 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:48,530 Always forgetting me. 215 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:52,000 - Angela. - Oh, Bob. 216 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,770 I married you, loving you. 217 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,040 But the moment we were married, you ceased to be my pal 218 00:18:58,110 --> 00:18:59,840 and became just my wife. 219 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:03,910 Oh, Bob. We can't go on forever, playing like a couple of kids. 220 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:08,380 Well, why not? Oh, come on, dear, let's forget it. 221 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:11,290 We'll go to the concert, and be improved. 222 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:16,490 No. No, you don't want to go, and so I'm not going. 223 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,730 Oh, uh...give those to Jimmy's wife. 224 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,770 Huh? Oh. 225 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:28,700 Honestly, darling. I am sorry. 226 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,940 What good does it do to be sorry? 227 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,280 Well, I-I thought it might help. 228 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:40,180 Day after day goes by and it's always the same old thing. 229 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,220 You don't care whether I live or die. 230 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:45,990 Angela, you're not sick or anything, are you? 231 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,520 Yes, I am, Bob. I'm sick and tired. 232 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:52,360 Well, I went to a concert with you, once. 233 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,160 Slept all through it. 234 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:56,460 There wasn't a saxophone in the orchestra. 235 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,270 Oh, Bob, how can you be so flippant? 236 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:04,040 And how can you be so serious? 237 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:08,580 Oh, come along, darling. Don't let's waste the whole evening. 238 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,850 I know, we'll go to the Follies. Hmm? 239 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,120 The last place I feel like going. 240 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,950 Oh, very well. You can go to the Metropolitan Museum with Jimmy. 241 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,790 And I'll go back to the office, and attend to business. 242 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,020 I'm your business, Bob. And you neglect it. 243 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,930 And you neglect me. 244 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,060 You're more interested in friendless girls 245 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:28,300 than you are in a friendless husband. 246 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,630 - Oh, Bob. - Well.. 247 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,600 I know some friendless girls, too. 248 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,610 That settles it. 249 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,750 I've made up my mind. 250 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,500 Alright. If you insist upon making a scene. 251 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,600 I'm not making any scene, Bob. 252 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:06,870 I'm not even angry with you. 253 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,900 I've just decided to leave. 254 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:12,270 - Coldly and logically. - Yes, that's you all over. 255 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:16,750 - Cold logic. - You hate me, don't you? 256 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,280 Oh, of course, I don't hate you, darling. 257 00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:24,420 As a matter of fact, I think you're above all other women. 258 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:26,620 But, below zero. 259 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:31,630 Oh, Bob. What a child you are. 260 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,260 Of course, I am. 261 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,230 All men are children. They like to play, and chase toy balloons. 262 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,540 Alright, Bob. I'll leave you to chase your toy balloons. 263 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,710 But when you catch one.. 264 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,680 ...you'll find that it just goes up in smoke. 265 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,080 Angela. 266 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,090 If one of us has to leave, I'm going to be that one. 267 00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:00,120 Oh, God. That's what you've been aching to do. 268 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:02,060 No, I haven't. 269 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,390 Don't you understand? Love can't be kept in cold storage. 270 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:09,160 It's a battery, that has to be recharged, every day. 271 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:12,100 I've tried to be your lover, as well as your husband. 272 00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:14,170 Yes, but, you don't know what love means. 273 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,000 You don't know what marriage means. 274 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:19,310 Oh, yes I do. It's a school room and you're the teacher. 275 00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:20,940 Well, I've graduated. 276 00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,280 Oh, Bob. Oh, Bob. Bob.. 277 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:31,450 Oh, Bob...Bob...Bob, please don't go, please don't go. 278 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:34,160 Oh, Bob. 279 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,260 [door closes] 280 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,840 - Oh, sorry about-- - Jimmy. 281 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,470 I didn't see you there. Lovely evening, isn't it? 282 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,680 Jimmy, something terrible has happened. 283 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,210 Oh, yes, I felt sure it was going to. 284 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,120 - Bob has gone out. - By the door or the window? 285 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,150 Oh, Jimmy, you don't think that he'd go 286 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:04,190 to some other woman, do you? 287 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,190 What, Bob? Oh, ridiculous, why? 288 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,920 He'll come back and you'll be just as happy as-- 289 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:12,800 - You and your wife? - Eh, well. I must be going. 290 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,530 Jimmy, Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy. 291 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,900 - What? - Jimmy. 292 00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:19,970 - Will you do something for me? - Certainly. 293 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,810 Just tonight, will you let me come and let me stay 294 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,640 with you and your wife? 295 00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:29,340 - I beg your pardon. - You said you were my friend. 296 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:32,280 Oh, I-I am your friend, and my wife's your friend 297 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:36,820 and my children are, my children will be your friends and we'll.. 298 00:23:36,890 --> 00:23:39,290 ...we'll all see you some other time. 299 00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:40,660 Oh, say, Jimmy. 300 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,720 Jimmy, I'm coming with you, now. 301 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:47,560 Oh, Angela. My wife's bashful, she'd scream if you'll say boo. 302 00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:50,800 - Oh, I wouldn't say boo to her. - No, wouldn't you? 303 00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:52,600 You don't understand. 304 00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:55,200 She telephoned me that she's got a terrible headache 305 00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:59,540 and she's sitting there all wrapped up in hot towels and-- 306 00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:01,280 Now, that's just what I need. 307 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,250 We'll both sit in hot towels and talk. 308 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,250 Angela, it would make you very unhappy 309 00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:08,550 to see my home right now. It really would. 310 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:11,820 Oh, Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy, I need help. I need it advice. 311 00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:13,860 Do you? I'll solve it, sit down here. 312 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,560 - Now, you give Bob a message. - Yes. 313 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:19,390 Get out and make a little whoopee on your own account. 314 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:24,470 I know...come to a masked ball I'm giving on the zeppelin? 315 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:28,270 - Huh. No one will know you. - I've never made whoopee. 316 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:33,340 No? Well...come as an angel, you'll be the only one there. 317 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:35,640 I'll talk all that over with your wife, tonight. 318 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:38,180 - I'll have her call, tomorrow. - No, I'm coming tonight. 319 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,220 Fine, I'll call for you in the morning. 320 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,220 I'll call for you in the morning. 321 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,550 No, I'm coming with you tonight. 322 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:48,520 [Martha singing "Live And Love Today"] 323 00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:55,500 [singing continues] 324 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,270 Martha! 325 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,310 - Martha. - 'Yes, madam.' 326 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,980 Martha, get my bag, quickly. It's on on the foot of my bed. 327 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,840 Oh, hurry, Martha. 328 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:16,180 "She who hesitates, will fall by the way." 329 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:22,060 "She who stops and waits, will watch with dismay." 330 00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:24,990 Here it is, ma'am. 331 00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,600 But, where are you going? 332 00:25:29,970 --> 00:25:32,300 I'm going to follow your song, Martha. 333 00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:34,900 I'm going to fight for my happiness. 334 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,080 [Bob and Jimmy humming, "Low Down" by Lillian Roth] 335 00:25:46,150 --> 00:25:48,080 * Da da da da * 336 00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:50,950 * Dum dee dee dum * 337 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,490 * Low Down Low Down * 338 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,190 * Da da dee dee dum * 339 00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:58,330 Hey, you two. Pipe down! 340 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,530 I can't think with all that row. 341 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,230 Can you without it? 342 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,630 Well, I couldn't, you two hands wouldn't be on the big time. 343 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,440 Now, can the chatter, Trixie. 344 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:11,240 Well, we get this act whipped, we can return to the coast room. 345 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:16,340 Nothing doing. I got a swell reason for staying right here. 346 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:18,950 What's the matter? Is Papa too weak to travel? 347 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,450 No, but his wife's too strong to let him. 348 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,720 'Married, huh?' 349 00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:25,190 He has a wife that doesn't understand him. 350 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,190 'Oh, sure. So have I.' 351 00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:29,220 Oh, come on, let's do the number. 352 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,960 Okay, but make it snappy, 'cause sweet papa's coming too. 353 00:26:32,030 --> 00:26:33,330 Where's the audience? 354 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,060 - Out there. - Let's go. 355 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,070 * Da dee dum dum doo * 356 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,540 [Trixie singing "Low Down" by Lillian Roth] 357 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,960 [singing continues] 358 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:15,570 [singing continues] 359 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,060 [singing continues] 360 00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:43,730 [singing "Low Down"] 361 00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,050 [singing continues] 362 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:14,460 [singing continues] 363 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:28,780 [singing continues] 364 00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:41,460 Gee, that was great, Trixie. 365 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,730 You're not gonna let this new papa break up our act, are you? 366 00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:48,630 Say, how many weeks would it take to pay for that? 367 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,500 - Many weeks in the world. - There is a Santa Claus. 368 00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:52,570 [door knocks] 369 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,770 And there he is. Let him in, Biff. 370 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,740 [knocking continues] 371 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,080 Trixie. 372 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,150 Trixie, I gotta see you for a minute. 373 00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:05,150 It's a matter of life and death. 374 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,620 Oh, don't tell me Bob is gone and died. 375 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,720 No, not that, but.. 376 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,310 The door was open, so I just came in. 377 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:34,780 I didn't think you'd mind. 378 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,850 No...just surprised the little...bride. 379 00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:41,480 The little what? 380 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,420 [chuckling] 381 00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:47,720 - So you're Trixie? - Nothing else but. 382 00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:50,160 I shouldn't think that would be good for headache. 383 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,660 This, oh, yeah... doctor's orders. 384 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:56,200 She has to sleep on the piano on account of the vibration. 385 00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:59,470 - Am I right, darling? - Say, lis.. 386 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,170 You go back to nutty crest and send me a wire. 387 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,810 - Who's the dame? - Of course, you don't know me. 388 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,880 I'm Bob Brook's wife. 389 00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:24,460 She couldn't wait to see you. 390 00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:26,860 She's so surprised, at our being married. 391 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:28,500 Our being wha.. 392 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:32,800 [chuckling] 393 00:30:32,870 --> 00:30:35,000 - Isn't she cute? - She certainly is. 394 00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:38,410 Well, I'll leave the door open so that firemen can get in. 395 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,680 See you in the funny papers. 396 00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:44,180 Oh, my. 397 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,510 My, I'm so glad I came. 398 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:48,720 I knew I wasn't making a mistake. 399 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:53,690 - Oh...have a drink. - Thanks, honey. 400 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,960 Angela doesn't drink. She's...she's like you. 401 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,830 Don't look so worried on my account, Jimmy. 402 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,470 It'll be alright. 403 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:10,540 You see.. 404 00:31:10,610 --> 00:31:15,110 ...my husband and I, had a slight misunderstanding over.. 405 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:16,410 ...trifle. 406 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,490 Say, Lis-sten. 407 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:26,490 Oh, my. What a sweet place. 408 00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:29,090 One just feels love in the air. 409 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,930 I'll...I'll open the window. 410 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,890 Give it to me. 411 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:06,960 [chuckles] 412 00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:10,800 Nice picture of my husband, isn't it? 413 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:16,140 When did he give you this, Jimmy? 414 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,210 When we were in college. 415 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:22,340 How little he's changed. 416 00:32:22,410 --> 00:32:24,350 But the inscription shows a certain amount 417 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:26,510 of youthful enthusiasm. 418 00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:28,850 "To a dear little pal, with love." 419 00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:35,820 [clears throat] 420 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:44,300 Well, I tell you, you see...Bob gave that to a niece of mine. 421 00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:45,770 Neily. Mm-hmm. 422 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:49,900 And, she had a picture, so she lent it to me-- 423 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:53,540 Remember, pet, we have to be up at seven tomorrow morning. 424 00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:56,040 Right, darling. I'll take Angela home now. 425 00:32:56,110 --> 00:32:59,510 Oh, but I'd like to stay here tonight, if you let me. 426 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:03,080 Here, where I find, all that I miss at home. 427 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:07,020 Oh-h-h. 428 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:11,190 How long is this going on? 429 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,760 Until your death do us part. 430 00:33:13,830 --> 00:33:17,330 I can sleep right here in this, sweet little guest room. 431 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:22,470 It's not a guest room. It's, uh.. 432 00:33:22,540 --> 00:33:24,710 It's mine. 433 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:29,310 Eh, you can't sleep in that room, it's very noisy. 434 00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:31,880 And there's a cat in the alley. 435 00:33:31,950 --> 00:33:33,950 No cat can disturb me. 436 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:38,850 Just bring my bag in, will you, Jimmy? 437 00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:43,430 I could kill you. 438 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:48,160 Run, darling, say goodnight to Angela. 439 00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:49,930 - Oh! - Have mercy. 440 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,070 Your husband doesn't mind loaning me his room, does he? 441 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,700 Oh, no. 442 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:02,040 Angela, Bob will be terribly worried-- 443 00:34:02,110 --> 00:34:04,150 No. No, I don't think so. 444 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,410 Probably with that woman. 445 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,990 Have you any idea, who she is? 446 00:34:13,990 --> 00:34:16,060 Yes, I think I have. 447 00:34:20,430 --> 00:34:23,030 Oh, now, Angela, don't be rash. 448 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:25,030 Supposing you were mistaken. 449 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,170 That'll be just too bad. 450 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,570 Wouldn't it? 451 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,910 Oh, yes. Heh heh. 452 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:38,050 - Well, goodnight. - Goodnight. 453 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,820 - Come on, Jimmy darling. - Yeah. 454 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:44,620 Oh, um.. 455 00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:46,850 It was dear of you to take me in. 456 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,860 I'll do the same for you someday. 457 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,090 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 458 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,190 [sighing] 459 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,120 Say, what's the big idea of letting that dame 460 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:22,060 park herself in my flat? What do you mean by it? 461 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,290 What do you mean by what do I mean? 462 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,860 - Boasting you're my husband. - Boast? It's a complaint. 463 00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:31,070 Say, you worm. Get out of my room. 464 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:34,100 I wouldn't marry you to keep warm on an ice berg 465 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:35,900 but we've got to pretend. 466 00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:39,470 Ohhh, married are we? Ha ha. 467 00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:41,940 Alright, let's pretend. 468 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:45,280 I'll show you the first thing I'd do.. 469 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:46,750 [knocking on door] 470 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:48,050 (Angela) 'Yoo-hoo!' 471 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,450 What did you say, pet? 472 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,590 - 'May I come in?' - Yes, come in. 473 00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:58,990 - Papa reducing Momma? - Yes. 474 00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:01,500 - That's what I'm trying to do. - Are you? 475 00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:07,800 (Jimmy) 'Dear, little woman.' 476 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,070 (Trixie) 'Sweet little boy.' 477 00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:17,140 Here, I thought you'd need your pajamas and dressing gown. 478 00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:18,780 Oh, thanks. 479 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,380 Why, Jimmy you haven't started to undress. 480 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:26,220 - Oh, I was just going to. - Oh. 481 00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:29,590 Oh, I really have inconvenienced you now, haven't I? 482 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:32,060 - No, not at all. - Well. 483 00:36:32,130 --> 00:36:35,130 Well, I'm just not gonna leave until I know 484 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,330 that you two turtle doves are comfy. 485 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,430 [chuckling] 486 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,770 Go ahead and undress, Jimmy. 487 00:36:41,670 --> 00:36:43,770 [humming] 488 00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:00,860 Well...goodnight. 489 00:37:01,790 --> 00:37:03,990 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 490 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:08,060 Goodnight. 491 00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:10,300 Oh...if I get nervous during the night 492 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,300 I'll come back and talk to you. 493 00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:14,470 'You won't mind, will you?' 494 00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:16,600 - Oh, no. Of course not. - Goodnight. 495 00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:17,970 Goodnight. 496 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,270 She'll be back, I know. She'll be back. 497 00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:22,340 Oh, what'll we do? 498 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,750 Put your pajama coat on, and pretend you're in bed. 499 00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:28,120 That'll convince her. 500 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:31,690 I suppose if your dumbness is so alluring. 501 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,960 Say, are you trying to flirt with me? 502 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,960 No-o-o! 503 00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:39,360 (Angela) 'Yoo-hoo.' 504 00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:41,630 - She's back again. - Oh. 505 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,230 'I forgot something.' 506 00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:03,220 I forgot to bring you your slippers, Jimmy. 507 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,790 Funny, I never noticed what large feet you have. 508 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,620 Oh, enormous. 509 00:38:10,590 --> 00:38:11,760 [sighs] 510 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,390 [chuckles] 511 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:15,030 Well, goodnight. 512 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,900 Goodnight. 513 00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:46,660 - Well, goodnight, again. - Goodnight. 514 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,870 [door shuts] 515 00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:53,600 Get out of here, you viper! 516 00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:55,240 'Yoo-hoo.' 517 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,340 Did someone call? 518 00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:03,380 'You forgot to put out the light in the living room.' 519 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,810 'Oh, but don't bother, I'll put it out. Ha ha.' 520 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,980 - 'Goodnight.' - Goodnight. 521 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,450 You know, I think-- 522 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,360 Don't think, you'll get stroked. Lock her in her room. 523 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:15,420 But.. 524 00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:17,190 I'll unlock her in the morning 525 00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:19,430 and we'll settle it over the orange juice. 526 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:21,700 Over the apple sauce. 527 00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:28,900 Oh. 528 00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:01,300 What did you come back for? 529 00:40:01,370 --> 00:40:04,310 Here's the key. I've locked her in. 530 00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:07,910 - Good. Now, lock yourself out. - Delighted. 531 00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:10,780 And take your props with you, insect. 532 00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:16,120 Like a little peace. 533 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:19,390 As far as I'm concerned, you can rest in it. 534 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,500 (Jimmy) 'Goodnight, turtle dove.' 535 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,350 Jimmy. 536 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:51,450 - Is that you, Jimmy? - Certainly not. 537 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,020 - What do we do? - Did he see you? 538 00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,990 Hide. If you love your life, hide. 539 00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:01,660 [knocking on door] 540 00:41:01,730 --> 00:41:04,500 (Bob) 'Jimmy, who's in there with you?' 541 00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:05,800 [knocking on door] 542 00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:11,110 [knocking continues] 543 00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:13,370 'What are you doing in Trixie's room?' 544 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,310 What? Well, I.. 545 00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:20,550 Oh, not under the bed. He always looks there first. 546 00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:22,350 Well, where can I go? 547 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,350 -'Who's in there?' - Here. 548 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:27,620 I think I can go...right over there though. That's a much.. 549 00:41:27,690 --> 00:41:29,620 It's all your fault. 550 00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:30,690 [knocking continues] 551 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,830 Jimmy, open this door! 552 00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:34,830 Is anybody there? 553 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,260 'You know perfectly well there's somebody here.' 554 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,900 'If you don't open this door, I will.' 555 00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:41,500 [banging on door] 556 00:41:41,570 --> 00:41:43,040 'Open this door!' 557 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,040 Go away old man, I'm busy. 558 00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:47,140 Of course, he wouldn't look in the closet. 559 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:49,940 - Hide somewhere. - Oh, where? 560 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:52,580 'You'd better open this door.' 561 00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:57,520 Isn't there somewhere else you can go? 562 00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,390 'I know where you can go.' 563 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:02,560 Well, you go there first, tell 'em I'm coming. 564 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,660 'What?' 565 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,790 [knocking on door continues] 566 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:06,860 'Jimmy.' 567 00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:08,500 [knocking on door] 568 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,630 Will you open this door? 569 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:14,300 (Jimmy) 'Leave me alone, old man, I'm in conference.' 570 00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:17,040 In conference? 571 00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,870 (Jimmy) 'Oh-h-h.' 572 00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:22,140 How can I hide when you uncover me? 573 00:42:22,210 --> 00:42:23,580 'Jimmy!' 574 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,510 Trixie isn't here, I've just borrowed her apartment. 575 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:28,450 'Oh, yeah.' 576 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,750 'Well, if Trixie isn't there, why won't you open this door?' 577 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:33,820 I can't find my shoes. Come on. 578 00:42:33,890 --> 00:42:36,060 'They were in your hand a moment ago.' 579 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,690 'Are you going to open this door?' 580 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,930 [knocking on door] 581 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:41,230 [sighs] 582 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:45,570 - 'Jim-m-my!' - You are so hot headed. 583 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:46,930 Hi-ho. 584 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,040 'Open up, Jimmy. I'm not blind.' 585 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,270 'I saw you going in Trixie's room.' 586 00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:52,910 Oh, Bob. 587 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:55,380 'Come out.' 588 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,580 Oh, Bob. 589 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,640 [knocking on door] 590 00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,150 'Jimmy.' 591 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,380 'You want me to break this door down?' 592 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:03,320 I wouldn't have your suspicious nature 593 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:05,350 for anything in the world. 594 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:08,820 'You won't have anything to live for, when I get through you.' 595 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,590 'Jimmy, for the last time.' 596 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:13,290 'Are you going to open this door?' 597 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,900 Yes, don't worry, I'll unlock it. 598 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,230 'About time you oppose that sentence.' 599 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:22,000 'Now, hurry, let me inside.' 600 00:43:22,070 --> 00:43:23,670 'Come on, Jimmy.' 601 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:26,310 (Bob) 'You've got a lot of explaining to do.' 602 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:29,510 Oh, wait a minute, you'll see there's nobody here at all. 603 00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:30,980 Ah! 604 00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:33,510 Open that door. 605 00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:36,520 We're going to settle this thing, once and for all. 606 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:37,620 Oh! 607 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,440 - Well. - Hello, Bobby. 608 00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,310 [clears throat] 609 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,580 Lovely evening, isn't it? 610 00:44:16,090 --> 00:44:18,460 Go ahead. Explain. 611 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:24,200 - What are you doing here? - Believe it or not, I-- 612 00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:27,470 Tell me you're waiting for a street car and I'll brain you. 613 00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:29,400 No. 614 00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:32,370 Trixie, come out from under that thing. 615 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,410 Bob, please don't get in to fuss, this is purely platonic. 616 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,410 - Platonic? - Yes. 617 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,810 Oh, yeah. Platonic pajamas, I suppose. 618 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,090 Well, I can't explain now. But, I.. 619 00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:46,920 And what about those slippers? 620 00:44:46,990 --> 00:44:50,220 - My feet are cold. - Hmph. 621 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,600 Get off that bed. 622 00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:57,530 Honestly, Bob, this isn't who you think it is. 623 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,430 Well, we'll see. 624 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:03,670 Please, remember, you're in the presence of a lady. 625 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:06,340 If it isn't Trixie, why can't I see her? 626 00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:09,680 Because I'm protecting her reputation. 627 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:13,110 It's a little late for that. I'm going to see for myself. 628 00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:16,980 - Over my dead body! - Well, excuse me. 629 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,290 (Trixie) 'Bob.' 630 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,530 What's all the noise about? 631 00:45:31,370 --> 00:45:33,300 What are you doing here? 632 00:45:33,370 --> 00:45:35,970 - Trixie. - There you are, big bully. 633 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,370 I hope you're ashamed of yourself. 634 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,670 - Where were you? - Sleeping in the other room. 635 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,380 I loaned mine to Jimmy's girlfriend. 636 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:53,120 Oh, I-I.. 637 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,090 Jimmy. 638 00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:02,860 I'm so sorry, old man. 639 00:46:02,930 --> 00:46:06,270 Young lady, please accept my profoundest apologies 640 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:08,400 for butting in. 641 00:46:08,470 --> 00:46:11,170 Quite alright, old man. Quite alright. 642 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:15,440 Well, aren't you going to introduce us? 643 00:46:15,510 --> 00:46:19,850 Sure, Jimmy, go ahead and show Bob your girlfriend. 644 00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:21,850 Ohhh. 645 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,550 Oh, I'm...I can't. No. 646 00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:29,790 The truth is, the lady is married. 647 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:33,630 - No. - Oh, yeah. 648 00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:38,230 - You snake in the grass. - Keep off the girl. 649 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,500 She's perfectly respectable. 650 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:47,240 - Her husband must be a sap. - Oh. 651 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:54,420 Oh, he is. Yes. 652 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,250 Indeed, he is. 653 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:05,330 Come on, old man, let's go. My friend is suffocating. 654 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:08,200 No, I think, I ought to meet her. 655 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,830 Young lady, won't you, please come out and join us 656 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,840 in a foursome for supper. 657 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,440 Oh, no, Bob. 658 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,810 Oh, no. 659 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:22,780 I've had a hectic night. You run along with Jimmy. 660 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,950 I've gotta salvage what's left of the girlfriend. 661 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,180 Come on, man, please let's go, will you? 662 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,820 Oh, alright. 663 00:47:32,650 --> 00:47:35,020 But I don't know where I'm going. 664 00:47:35,090 --> 00:47:37,420 I'm as free as the air. 665 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,230 I've left home. 666 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:44,060 - For me? - For good? 667 00:47:44,130 --> 00:47:50,500 - For the good of all women. - Uh-huh. What about Angela? 668 00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:51,610 Angela? 669 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:57,980 She doesn't know where I am... and she doesn't care. 670 00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,250 The mastermind. 671 00:48:20,930 --> 00:48:27,470 You came here to spy on me, and got caught in your own trap. 672 00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:31,750 No. Oh, how can he like you? 673 00:48:31,810 --> 00:48:33,110 Hmm. 674 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:34,850 That's my secret. 675 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,120 Nothing secret about you. You're common and cheap. 676 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,490 Hmm. 677 00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:42,920 Oh, no, dearest. You're all wrong. 678 00:48:42,990 --> 00:48:45,690 I'm uncommonly expensive. 679 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,530 You're just sore, because you couldn't hold him. 680 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,530 I wouldn't use your methods. 681 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,970 You would if you could, but you don't know how. 682 00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:58,540 I admit it. I give my life to make a home for him. 683 00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:01,480 That's not a home. It's an ice plank. 684 00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:03,680 Oh, you wives gimme a pain. 685 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:06,380 I've heard a lot of that hooey about bought kisses. 686 00:49:06,450 --> 00:49:08,380 Yours are the kisses that are bought. 687 00:49:08,450 --> 00:49:11,850 Bought with a stylish wedding and a big empty house. 688 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,620 Something for nothing. That's the marriage game. 689 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:17,390 - What do you give him? - What do I give him? 690 00:49:17,460 --> 00:49:20,830 I laugh when he does. I drink when he does. 691 00:49:20,890 --> 00:49:23,900 I give him a pow with lipstick kisses, a shoulder to hug. 692 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,530 I give a dream made out of perfume and soft lights. 693 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,900 I jazz all the dullness, out of his soul for him. 694 00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:33,640 I believe you, I've thrown away my whole life. 695 00:49:33,710 --> 00:49:36,910 You didn't throw it away, you put it in a safe deposit box. 696 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:40,550 - And now, you've lost the key. - 'I tried to keep my ideals.' 697 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:43,880 - Oh, I get along without them. - Why, of course you do. 698 00:49:43,950 --> 00:49:45,690 All you got is a-- 699 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:48,520 Is a body, made out of flesh and blood. 700 00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:51,530 Is that what you mean? Well, I'm not ashamed of it. 701 00:49:51,590 --> 00:49:53,830 It got me where I am today. 702 00:49:53,890 --> 00:49:57,530 Alright...I'll be flesh and blood, too. 703 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,800 What? In that, Mother Huffin? 704 00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:02,770 Oh, you've got a lot to learn. 705 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,410 So have you. 706 00:50:04,470 --> 00:50:07,010 You'll learn that men like their woman decent. 707 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:09,240 You'll learn not to laugh at good women. 708 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:11,480 Some of us have more feeling in a finger 709 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:13,610 than you have in your whole body. 710 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,820 - We're afraid. - You've got reason to be. 711 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,320 Now, I'm not afraid any longer. 712 00:50:19,390 --> 00:50:21,320 I'll get my husband back from you. 713 00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:23,560 - Try and do it. - Alright, I will. 714 00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:28,900 You made him sick of virtue. I'll make him sick of indecency. 715 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,500 I'll give him perfume, and jazz until his head reels. 716 00:50:32,570 --> 00:50:34,670 He wants some hot, does he? 717 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,670 Alright, I'll give him a volcano. 718 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:41,410 You'll have to call up a whole fire department to put me out. 719 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,150 [door slams] 720 00:51:08,170 --> 00:51:09,400 [radio signal beeping] 721 00:51:26,650 --> 00:51:29,420 [crowd singing "We're Going Somewhere"] 722 00:51:39,570 --> 00:51:42,640 [all singing] 723 00:52:03,190 --> 00:52:05,590 [singing continues] 724 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,700 [instrumental music] 725 00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:18,940 [male singing "We're Going Somewhere"] 726 00:52:33,490 --> 00:52:35,060 [crowd singing] 727 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:20,130 [upbeat music] 728 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:41,860 [music continues] 729 00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:52,100 [crowd cheering] 730 00:53:55,170 --> 00:53:56,200 [dramatic music] 731 00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:17,560 (female 'That's the spirit of modern power" 732 00:54:17,620 --> 00:54:19,930 You mean the power of modern spirits? 733 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:21,760 [radio alert beeping] 734 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:35,140 ["Mechanical Ballet"] 735 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,190 [music continues] 736 00:55:03,370 --> 00:55:04,670 [music continues] 737 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,120 [music continues] 738 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:31,900 [radio signal beeping] 739 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,370 [instrumental music] 740 00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:58,690 [music continues] 741 00:56:29,590 --> 00:56:30,820 [music continues] 742 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,890 Bravo. 743 00:57:00,950 --> 00:57:02,520 [crowd cheering] 744 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,230 [indistinct cheering] 745 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,730 [crowd laughing] 746 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,300 Well, that is one way of advertising an oil company. 747 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:20,510 For a society's sap head, Jimmy's certainly got ideas. 748 00:57:20,570 --> 00:57:22,310 I don't like it. 749 00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:25,150 It's a shame to see a beautiful piece of flying machinery 750 00:57:25,210 --> 00:57:27,150 turned into a dance hall. 751 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:29,420 Oh, now, don't go up in the air. 752 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,490 Mr. and Mrs. High Hat. 753 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:35,260 [crowd cheering] 754 00:57:37,990 --> 00:57:39,860 'Miss Conning Tower.' 755 00:57:45,130 --> 00:57:48,200 Mr and Mrs. Hot and tot. 756 00:57:48,270 --> 00:57:49,300 [crowd cheering] 757 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,740 Ooh. Look at that costume. 758 00:57:53,810 --> 00:57:55,580 Ms. Victory. 759 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,880 [crowd cheering] 760 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:04,920 Ms. Movie Fan. 761 00:58:04,990 --> 00:58:06,490 [people cheering] 762 00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:11,060 Mr and Mrs. Henry VIII. 763 00:58:12,830 --> 00:58:14,060 [crowd cheering] 764 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,400 The princess, Hands Off. 765 00:58:32,010 --> 00:58:34,710 Ms. Golden Peasant. 766 00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:36,020 [crowd cheering] 767 00:58:40,390 --> 00:58:44,020 And Mr. H-E Man 768 00:58:44,090 --> 00:58:45,330 [crowd cheering] 769 00:58:48,390 --> 00:58:50,660 Wait a minute, Bob. 770 00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:52,800 How do you like my costume? 771 00:58:52,870 --> 00:58:55,540 Ha ha. Great. Where is it? 772 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,240 Nobody could possibly guess who I am, could they? 773 00:58:59,310 --> 00:59:00,610 No, darling. 774 00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:03,380 No one...but me. 775 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,650 Well, if it isn't little Trixie. How's Trix? 776 00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:09,220 How'd you know me? 777 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,690 I knew you by your appendix scar. 778 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:14,490 Excuse me, sir. 779 00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:17,860 But do you mind explaining that last remark? 780 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,790 Well, you see, I was her surgeon. 781 00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:24,360 Oh. Ha ha. I beg your pardon. 782 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:26,970 It's alright, darling. 783 00:59:29,370 --> 00:59:33,410 - Are you a surgeon? - No, I'm a stockbroker. 784 00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:35,180 Oh. 785 00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:39,480 [bells ringing] 786 00:59:45,590 --> 00:59:46,950 [cymbal clanging] 787 00:59:48,290 --> 00:59:51,890 Time to take off your farce faces. Be yourselves. 788 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,190 [crowd cheers] 789 01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:05,370 [cheering continues] 790 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,720 [indistinct chattering] 791 01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:20,350 Let's have a drink. 792 01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:23,560 - How's it going? - Fine. 793 01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:25,430 Trixie. 794 01:00:25,490 --> 01:00:27,860 I'm certainly having fun at your opening, Jimmy. 795 01:00:27,930 --> 01:00:29,060 Hello, Jimmy. 796 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:31,500 Ah? Oh, hello, Bobby. 797 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,430 - Welcome to my opening. - Thanks. 798 01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:36,170 This one certainly has a silver lining. 799 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,600 Say Jimmy, how do you like my costume? 800 01:00:38,670 --> 01:00:41,270 Isn't it a picture? 801 01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:45,550 Slightly over exposed, I should say. 802 01:00:45,610 --> 01:00:49,420 Oh, you...you always did like your sweeties under cover. 803 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,880 Ssh, careful. 804 01:00:50,950 --> 01:00:53,090 'Jim, Jimmy.' 805 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,960 Hey, what's become of that mysterious sweetie of yours? 806 01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,660 - Ah. Who? Ah. - Ah. 807 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,090 Oh. Well she's around you know, somewhere. I-- 808 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,130 - Listen. I want to meet her. - You must excuse me, Herman. 809 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,500 I've got to go auction off the loved ones. 810 01:01:06,570 --> 01:01:08,500 - You understand. - But yeah. Just a minute. 811 01:01:08,570 --> 01:01:11,700 - The big event of the evening. - The auction? 812 01:01:11,770 --> 01:01:15,440 The girl who gets the highest bid is the belle of the ball. 813 01:01:16,610 --> 01:01:19,350 Papa will bid high for baby, won't he? 814 01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,980 - Ah? - Oh, darling, 815 01:01:22,050 --> 01:01:25,090 I just knew you would. You're just.. 816 01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:27,750 [indistinct chattering] 817 01:01:28,850 --> 01:01:32,160 Attention, ladies. 818 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:34,730 Will the six most beautiful women in the room 819 01:01:34,790 --> 01:01:36,330 please step this way? 820 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,070 (all) Why? Certainly. 821 01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:43,640 [ladies shouting] 822 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,210 I agree with you! 823 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:57,980 Unfortunately, a committee of desperately brave men 824 01:01:58,050 --> 01:01:59,790 have already made a choice. 825 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:02,590 [all] Aww.. 826 01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:07,590 The lady exceeding the highest bid will be Queen of the ball. 827 01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:10,260 [women shouting] 828 01:02:17,070 --> 01:02:18,970 'Gentlemen.' 829 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,210 'I want you to observe the charms' 830 01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:22,780 'of these lovely guests' 831 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,940 'and bid against each other for the privilege' 832 01:02:25,010 --> 01:02:27,380 'of dancing the love waltz with your favorite.' 833 01:02:27,450 --> 01:02:28,780 Who gets the money? 834 01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:30,550 - 'Charity?' - Yeah. 835 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:32,120 What charity? 836 01:02:32,190 --> 01:02:35,690 'The families of bell boys who mind their own business.' 837 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,360 [everyone laughs] 838 01:02:40,660 --> 01:02:42,630 Ready? 839 01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:46,800 Step up, Gentlemen. Step. Now's the time to show us the best. 840 01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:48,000 Take a look at.. 841 01:02:48,070 --> 01:02:49,700 [all men] Oh! 842 01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:51,900 What eyes. What lips. 843 01:02:51,970 --> 01:02:53,940 Well, what do I bid? 844 01:02:54,010 --> 01:02:55,940 - '20 dollars.' - Shame on you. 845 01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:57,880 - '40 Dollars.' - That won't do. 846 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:03,550 Classify this. You're all confused. The spirit of.. 847 01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:08,050 Uh. Pardon me, what are you? 848 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,520 I am the spirit of innocent pride. 849 01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:13,560 'Cause I'm proud of the fact that I have nothing.. 850 01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:14,990 ...to hide. 851 01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:18,000 'Who will bid a 100. Going once, going twice.' 852 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,200 I will. 853 01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:21,970 Sold. As cheap as half the price. 854 01:03:22,030 --> 01:03:24,640 [men shouting] 855 01:03:26,070 --> 01:03:28,410 Look here, Gentlemen, look. 856 01:03:28,470 --> 01:03:30,510 Now, is the time to take a.. 857 01:03:30,580 --> 01:03:33,480 Take a look at this wonderful dish. 858 01:03:33,550 --> 01:03:36,220 Looks like a girl and drinks like a fish. 859 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,420 $100. 860 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,250 - 'Make it two.' - Two hundred. 861 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,790 'Good for you.' 862 01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:46,590 Look at that face, that form refined. The spirit of.. 863 01:03:48,330 --> 01:03:51,260 Pardon me, what's your line? 864 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,100 Why, I've never been caught. 865 01:03:54,170 --> 01:03:59,210 And my claim to glory is I'm the original fish store. 866 01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:00,640 [people chattering] 867 01:04:00,710 --> 01:04:03,480 Who'll bid 300? Come on. Show us some pluck.' 868 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:04,540 I will. 869 01:04:04,610 --> 01:04:07,350 Sold and I wish you luck. 870 01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:08,810 [people shouting] 871 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,750 Hold the line with her. Leash on to that hook. 872 01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:14,890 Look at this beauty. Hold out if you can. 873 01:04:14,950 --> 01:04:20,430 Here is the baby that can make any man leave his whole duties. 874 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,430 What are you child? 875 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:27,000 Ah, be your age. I'm a "Call of the Wild." 876 01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:28,970 [men laughing] 877 01:04:29,030 --> 01:04:30,740 - 400. - Sold. 878 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,570 The best bargain of all. 879 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,740 And I hope you'll be able to answer the call. 880 01:04:36,810 --> 01:04:39,410 [people shouting] 881 01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:46,520 Look at this, Neptune's daughter. Aren't you perfect? 882 01:04:46,590 --> 01:04:52,690 * I suppose to be water * 883 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,060 Then I'm all wet. 884 01:04:55,130 --> 01:04:59,000 I can't guess what you are. Don't ask me to try it. 885 01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:02,440 [singing] 886 01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:14,210 Ha ha. I'll take them both. No matter how high. 887 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:18,280 - 'Romeo.' - I have such a.. 888 01:05:18,350 --> 01:05:21,390 And now think of master of triumph in gold. 889 01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:24,890 The fear to resist on is about to be sold. 890 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,260 [all] Aww. 891 01:05:26,330 --> 01:05:30,000 Never seen such a sassy, no one ever sees. 892 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:33,200 Expensive but classy. Come, what are my bids? 893 01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:34,300 Five hundred. 894 01:05:34,370 --> 01:05:35,500 - Six. - Seven. 895 01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:37,170 If you get her, you'll pay? 896 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:38,370 - Eight. - Nine hundred. 897 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,910 What are you saying? 898 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:44,010 Look at that form, that face with appeals of the soft 899 01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,450 smooth roundness of those heels. 900 01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:47,810 (all) Aww.. 901 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:52,150 - I bid 1000. - Don't tell me that's all. 902 01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:53,690 - 1100. - Twelve. 903 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,460 For the belle of the ball. 904 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:56,760 I'll make it.. 905 01:05:56,820 --> 01:06:03,430 [Madam Satan singing] * Oh.. * 906 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:06,570 - What was that call? - Do you hear it, too? 907 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:11,640 [indistinct operatic song] 908 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:14,910 [indistinct operatic song] 909 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:24,820 - Jimmy, do you know the devil? - No. But I'm going to. 910 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,320 Wait. 911 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:39,130 * Who are you * 912 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,270 * Oh we're glad that you're with us * 913 01:06:42,330 --> 01:06:45,040 * And a new thrill you give us * 914 01:06:45,100 --> 01:06:49,610 * Won't you please tell us who you are * 915 01:06:51,110 --> 01:06:56,850 * Well, I am a girl you're in love with * 916 01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,720 * For you I'm a stranger * 917 01:07:00,790 --> 01:07:07,260 * I have come up from hell * 918 01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:09,930 [men cheering] 919 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:31,550 [Madam Satan singing, "Meet Madam" with everyone] 920 01:07:46,670 --> 01:07:49,470 [singing continues] 921 01:08:24,470 --> 01:08:27,070 [singing continues] 922 01:08:46,130 --> 01:08:48,860 [singing continues] 923 01:09:13,590 --> 01:09:16,190 [singing continues] 924 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:39,280 [singing continues] 925 01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:46,690 Hey, what's the idea? 926 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:49,450 Forget that Devil dame and finish this auction. 927 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,990 [people shouting] 928 01:10:10,010 --> 01:10:12,780 We will have a little friendly competition. 929 01:10:12,850 --> 01:10:15,510 Friendly? Nothing. I think you're a fake. 930 01:10:15,580 --> 01:10:17,950 Ha ha. I am. 931 01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:21,150 But who'll bid for Madam Satan? 932 01:10:21,220 --> 01:10:22,990 I will. 1500. 933 01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,460 Wait a minute. 934 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,730 Who'll bid for a swell chicken with modern improvements? 935 01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:29,700 Sixteen hundred with or without feathers. 936 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,300 Seventeen hundred for Satan. 937 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,500 Quitter. 938 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,230 Wait a minute. This isn't fair. 939 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,870 You can see my face but you can't see her's. 940 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:39,870 Make her unmask. I'll bet she's homely as the devil. 941 01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:41,940 - 'Yes, take it off.' - 'Unmask.' 942 01:10:42,010 --> 01:10:44,010 (male 'Yes, take off your mask.' 943 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,480 I'm afraid, you'll have to. You see, everybody else have. 944 01:10:47,550 --> 01:10:49,350 [people shouting] 945 01:10:49,410 --> 01:10:53,020 Ok. With pleasure Madam Satan remove her mask. 946 01:10:53,090 --> 01:10:55,490 When all your masks are off. 947 01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:59,390 You, Mr. Wall street, you do not wear the mask of the shepherd 948 01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,730 when you slay the lamb. 949 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:02,900 You, mademoiselle, you do not hide ugly 950 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,560 gossip beyond a friendly smile. 951 01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:08,330 You, Madam, is that the same face 952 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,900 you show your husband in the morning. 953 01:11:10,970 --> 01:11:12,910 You, you, all of you. 954 01:11:12,970 --> 01:11:15,440 Is one of you without a mask? 955 01:11:15,510 --> 01:11:18,580 - Well, I'm there. - Ah, you. 956 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,950 The mask of a misunderstood husband. 957 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:23,480 You are not wearing it tonight, no? 958 01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:24,880 Parlez vous. 959 01:11:24,950 --> 01:11:27,890 And you, it is obvious. You are masking nothing. 960 01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,390 [everyone laughs] 961 01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:33,190 You can deceive husbands, wives, lovers, sweetheart. 962 01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:37,000 But you cannot deceive this devil. 963 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,630 No, but you can dance with us. Who bids? 964 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:42,770 - I will. 1800 - 19. 965 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,140 [indistinct shouting] 966 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:47,910 Masked or unmasked. 967 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:51,310 - I bid $3000. - Sold to Bobby Brooks. 968 01:11:53,350 --> 01:11:55,480 [people talking] 969 01:11:55,550 --> 01:11:58,320 Now, let the dance go on. 970 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:00,990 [ballroom music] 971 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,990 You may get burned. 972 01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:08,060 My heart is made of asbestos. 973 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,200 Wonderful. 974 01:12:13,270 --> 01:12:14,800 Marvelous. 975 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,600 Beautiful. 976 01:12:17,670 --> 01:12:19,670 How do you do? 977 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:23,240 All coin, just for you. 978 01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:26,710 [Madam Satan singing "All I Know Is You're in my arms"] 979 01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:09,860 [singing continues] 980 01:13:41,990 --> 01:13:44,790 [singing continues] 981 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,520 [singing continues] 982 01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:33,070 [singing continues] 983 01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:48,890 [singing continues] 984 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:06,510 [applause] 985 01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:12,640 Do you see what I see? 986 01:15:12,710 --> 01:15:14,910 Oh, ho, ho. No no. 987 01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:18,450 I'll fix that. 988 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,120 (female 'Hello. How have you been?' 989 01:15:21,190 --> 01:15:23,920 Well, Mrs. Devil, if you're finished with my boyfriend 990 01:15:23,990 --> 01:15:26,030 I'll take him. 991 01:15:26,090 --> 01:15:27,630 You have a monopoly? 992 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:30,730 Say once I kiss 'em, they're mine. 993 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:35,130 Aha. I'm sure he would not know your kiss from any other. 994 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:38,840 Deaf, dumb or blind, he'd know me, anyway. 995 01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:40,440 Is it so? 996 01:15:40,510 --> 01:15:43,210 Well, then let us blindfold him and see. 997 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,380 - Oh, she's a-- - Yes.. 998 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:48,410 - That's an excellent idea. - Let's try it. 999 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:51,320 You're wrong. I'll show that masked bandit something. 1000 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:55,490 Give me a blindfold, somebody. Come here, Bobby darling. 1001 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:57,560 Doc, Betty, Marianne. 1002 01:15:57,620 --> 01:16:01,260 Come on, we'll each kiss him and see if he knows who's who. 1003 01:16:01,330 --> 01:16:04,900 - 'This is very hard.' - 'Oh boy, this is great.' 1004 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,000 Well, come along girls. 1005 01:16:08,070 --> 01:16:10,900 The line form's on the right. 1006 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,840 'I could do better.' 1007 01:16:13,910 --> 01:16:15,170 [laughs] 1008 01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:18,040 All butterflies are early this evening. 1009 01:16:18,110 --> 01:16:20,380 (all) 'Aah..' 1010 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:24,320 Oh, baby, say, what are your plans for the summer? 1011 01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:27,320 Kiss again if you like it. 1012 01:16:27,390 --> 01:16:30,690 'Ah-ah-ah..' 1013 01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:34,090 Oh. wow. Ha ha. Why of course. 1014 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,360 I'll know that kiss anywhere. 1015 01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,560 Trixie. 1016 01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:39,760 [laughing] 1017 01:16:39,830 --> 01:16:43,100 Come, come, this' our baby day. 1018 01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:47,040 Who wants to go to hell with Madam Satan? 1019 01:16:47,110 --> 01:16:49,110 [shouting] 1020 01:16:49,170 --> 01:16:52,340 No, no. I take only the wickedest man here. 1021 01:16:52,410 --> 01:16:54,580 Uh-huh. Well, of course. You'll take me. 1022 01:16:54,650 --> 01:16:55,780 Monsieur is boasting. 1023 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:58,420 Oh. I'm wickeder than he is. 1024 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:01,550 - You are? - I've neverrepenteda sin. 1025 01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,220 I never repeated one. 1026 01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:04,560 [everyone laughs] 1027 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,090 Well, I've never been able to believe 1028 01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:09,660 that anything I did, was a sin. 1029 01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:10,900 [everybody laughs] 1030 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,400 You will. Come, monsieur. 1031 01:17:14,470 --> 01:17:20,270 Maybe I can make him change his mind, yeah? 1032 01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:24,110 It's a waste of time to take a married man to hell. 1033 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,310 [everyone laughs] 1034 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:30,650 That French dame can't stay 1035 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,820 on the same ship with me. 1036 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,750 - No? - No. 1037 01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:38,620 Meadows, bring Ms. Trixie's cloak and parachute. 1038 01:17:42,030 --> 01:17:44,100 [horn blowing] 1039 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,530 [indistinct chattering] 1040 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:50,740 [people talking] 1041 01:17:52,340 --> 01:17:55,110 (male 'Wait. Let's go, wanna see it.' 1042 01:17:56,710 --> 01:17:59,310 [indistinct talking] 1043 01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,130 What do they do in here? 1044 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,260 Oh, this is the chart room. 1045 01:18:18,330 --> 01:18:21,700 Where, where we learn which course to follow. 1046 01:18:21,770 --> 01:18:25,600 Ha ha ha. You do not want to get locked with me, you know? 1047 01:18:25,670 --> 01:18:27,470 I'd love it. 1048 01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:28,840 Oh. 1049 01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:33,410 I warn you it may be a stormy sea. 1050 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,680 Well. 1051 01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:38,250 I'm a very good sailor. 1052 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:41,720 Tell me, uh. What is your name? 1053 01:18:41,790 --> 01:18:42,920 Bob. 1054 01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:44,990 Nice Boob. 1055 01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:47,690 - You know everything. - Yes. 1056 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,330 I know you are not happy. 1057 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,900 - Why? I didn't say so. Did I? - No. 1058 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,330 I see inside you. 1059 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:57,140 Really? 1060 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,100 And what do you see? 1061 01:18:59,170 --> 01:19:00,570 Madam, X-ray? 1062 01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:06,950 I see a man who want all women, understand none? 1063 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:11,080 That's because I never can find the one I'm looking for. 1064 01:19:11,150 --> 01:19:13,690 Ha ha. Maybe you look too far away, monsieur. 1065 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:19,620 And all the time, the one you want is very near you. 1066 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:21,760 Waiting. 1067 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:41,150 You are married, yes? 1068 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,550 Well, yes and no. 1069 01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:47,250 That is, it's a little bit uncertain. 1070 01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,090 Oh! You do not love your wife? 1071 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,620 No? 1072 01:19:51,690 --> 01:19:56,330 - I respect her. - Oh, poor woman. 1073 01:19:56,400 --> 01:20:00,170 Maybe you love this "Tricky" person. Yeah? 1074 01:20:00,230 --> 01:20:03,300 Oh! Never mind about "Tricky'. 1075 01:20:03,370 --> 01:20:04,700 Let's talk about you. 1076 01:20:04,770 --> 01:20:06,670 Tell me. 1077 01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:11,580 - Who are you? - Madam Satan. 1078 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,050 Address, Hades only street. 1079 01:20:14,110 --> 01:20:18,650 Telephone, brimstone one...oh! 1080 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,350 Oh, oh. 1081 01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:24,090 You certainly are a gorgeous devil. 1082 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:26,930 Oh no. No, I thought you were a sinner. 1083 01:20:26,990 --> 01:20:28,930 You act like a school boy. 1084 01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:31,400 Lu Cafe Dijon, for Madam Satan. 1085 01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,130 [speaking in foreign language] 1086 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,170 Oh, merci. 1087 01:20:35,230 --> 01:20:39,800 Monsieur, you mean, send me Cafe Dijon to cool me off. 1088 01:20:39,870 --> 01:20:41,170 Cool you off? 1089 01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:44,340 Just what will you take, to warm you up. 1090 01:20:44,410 --> 01:20:49,350 I need nothing for that, little school boy. 1091 01:20:49,410 --> 01:20:51,550 Alright. You be the schoolteacher. 1092 01:20:51,620 --> 01:20:53,550 And I'll be your prized pupil. 1093 01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:56,690 - And the reward, a kiss? - No, not yet. 1094 01:20:56,760 --> 01:21:00,290 The road to my hometown is filled with kisses. 1095 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,090 Splendid! Let's break the speed limit. 1096 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:07,700 No, if you come to hell with me, you may find it heaven. 1097 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:15,040 Anywhere with you...would be heaven. 1098 01:21:15,110 --> 01:21:19,940 Oh...heaven is love. 1099 01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:24,820 No. 1100 01:21:26,850 --> 01:21:32,160 Oh. Come now, come, let us drink to this delightful torment 1101 01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,890 they call, life. 1102 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,060 Why, life is love. 1103 01:21:37,130 --> 01:21:38,560 Drink. 1104 01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:44,570 Ha ha ha. 1105 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,570 I'll say, this stuff is hotter than the.. 1106 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:51,210 You want to go to the devil but you don't like the flame. 1107 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,850 I'll risk them. 1108 01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:54,950 Tell me. 1109 01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:57,580 To what part of hell will you take me first? 1110 01:21:57,650 --> 01:21:59,780 First of all, first of all. 1111 01:21:59,850 --> 01:22:03,460 I will take you where the naughty husband are. 1112 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,920 - Naughty husband? - Hm-hm. 1113 01:22:05,990 --> 01:22:10,400 - How about the cold wives? - There are no wives in hell. 1114 01:22:10,460 --> 01:22:13,000 They get their punishment on this earth. 1115 01:22:13,060 --> 01:22:14,870 If all the wives are in heaven 1116 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:17,900 I suppose that's why most husbands chose the other place. 1117 01:22:17,970 --> 01:22:22,670 Oh, monsieur, what a terrible wife you must have. 1118 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,750 To make you so bitter. 1119 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,920 We're playing a gorgeous game. Please don't spoil it. 1120 01:22:39,990 --> 01:22:42,660 Why not take me to heaven? Instead of hell. 1121 01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:48,330 Ha, If I do, will you wipe out the memory of every other woman 1122 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,800 from your eye? 1123 01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:52,270 Well, I.. 1124 01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:55,140 Oh. Come now. Answer me. 1125 01:22:55,210 --> 01:22:57,880 Oh, take me in your arms. 1126 01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,210 Now. 1127 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:01,610 Now. 1128 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,980 Tell me the truth from your heart. 1129 01:23:05,050 --> 01:23:06,750 The truth? 1130 01:23:08,590 --> 01:23:11,760 The truth is I can't pretend, about love. 1131 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:12,890 Ha ha ha. 1132 01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:17,000 The truth is, no woman comes with you. 1133 01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:21,430 You are in love, with love. 1134 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:24,100 [cello music] 1135 01:23:32,310 --> 01:23:34,250 Make me forget everything. 1136 01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:37,050 Please, let me take off your mask. 1137 01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:39,680 Oh, no. Please don't. 1138 01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:43,790 Without the mask, Madam Satan is lost. 1139 01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:46,220 With or without it, I'm lost. 1140 01:23:46,290 --> 01:23:49,090 - Oh, please take it off. - Oh, no. Please don't. 1141 01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:52,430 Oh, I'm so sure, you'd be disappointed. 1142 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:56,300 You see, I'm not the devil I pretend. 1143 01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:59,540 I'm just a silly woman 1144 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:02,110 who want to keep her self-respect. 1145 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:10,920 Well, I'm not in the habit of collecting ladies' self-respect. 1146 01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:14,350 As a matter of fact I think you're even more charming. 1147 01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:16,390 As a good little devil. 1148 01:24:16,460 --> 01:24:17,760 I can assure you. 1149 01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:20,560 You have nothing to fear, as far as I'm concerned. 1150 01:24:20,630 --> 01:24:22,890 You do not mind the change? 1151 01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:30,770 Oh, now. 1152 01:24:31,770 --> 01:24:34,640 Now, maybe we do find heaven. 1153 01:24:34,710 --> 01:24:38,240 But you said just now that heaven was love. 1154 01:24:38,310 --> 01:24:39,610 Love. 1155 01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:43,480 Such a little word for such a big sin. 1156 01:24:48,820 --> 01:24:50,760 - Having a good time? - It's all perfect. 1157 01:24:50,820 --> 01:24:53,660 What a marvelous idea to have a party in the air. 1158 01:24:53,730 --> 01:24:55,390 - I'm glad you like it.. - Wade. 1159 01:24:55,460 --> 01:24:56,860 Ohh. 1160 01:24:56,930 --> 01:25:00,060 They've been there for half an hour. 1161 01:25:00,130 --> 01:25:01,870 It's not decent. 1162 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:03,900 Of course, not. It's a successful party. 1163 01:25:03,970 --> 01:25:07,410 It's going to be a successful riot if you don't get Bob out. 1164 01:25:07,470 --> 01:25:10,610 - I couldn't possibly interrupt. - No? 1165 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:11,940 Well, I could. 1166 01:25:12,010 --> 01:25:13,950 Oh, wait a minute, Trixie, please! 1167 01:25:14,010 --> 01:25:16,250 If you don't get Bob away from that woman 1168 01:25:16,310 --> 01:25:19,650 - Do you know what I'll do? - Something unpleasant I'm sure. 1169 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:22,090 I'll tell him that the girl, under the quilt 1170 01:25:22,150 --> 01:25:23,420 was his own wife. 1171 01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:25,290 Trixie, you must never tell Bob that. 1172 01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:28,660 - It might be misunderstood. - Then break that up! 1173 01:25:28,730 --> 01:25:30,600 Don't ask me to do that-- 1174 01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:33,630 You tell him that that devil fish is your own girlfriend. 1175 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:34,870 Because I'm gonna-- 1176 01:25:34,930 --> 01:25:39,470 Alright, alright, alright! I will. 1177 01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:43,680 Bob ought to be home with his own wife, anyhow! 1178 01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:52,880 [thunder rumbling] 1179 01:26:00,690 --> 01:26:02,890 Ahem, lovely evening, isn't it? 1180 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:14,640 Will you pardon me while I kill the host? 1181 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,880 I must hand it to you. 1182 01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:21,550 You have a genius for being in the wrong place 1183 01:26:21,610 --> 01:26:23,050 at the wrong time. 1184 01:26:23,110 --> 01:26:25,050 Well, you have an even greater genius 1185 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:28,320 for being with the wrong woman at the wrong time. 1186 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:29,750 (Bob) 'What do you mean?' 1187 01:26:29,820 --> 01:26:32,590 And you brought one girl to the party. 1188 01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:34,630 Why monopolize mine? 1189 01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:37,400 What...yours? 1190 01:26:37,460 --> 01:26:40,870 Well, I admit you only met her once. 1191 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:45,870 - And that was...undercover. - Huh? 1192 01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:52,040 Are you trying to tell me, that Madam Satan 1193 01:26:52,110 --> 01:26:55,180 was the girl in Trixie's bedroom? 1194 01:26:55,250 --> 01:26:58,650 (Jimmy) 'That was my general idea.' 1195 01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:05,920 - Why, it's ridiculous. - Ridiculous perhaps. 1196 01:27:05,990 --> 01:27:10,190 But I'll trouble you not to poach on my preserves. 1197 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,160 Jimmy. 1198 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:16,870 Do you really mean that? 1199 01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:21,040 - 'Uh-huh.' - 'Alright, you needn't worry.' 1200 01:27:21,110 --> 01:27:24,880 I won't poach on your preserves anymore. 1201 01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:28,680 Good. After all, you're my friend and.. 1202 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:42,060 Oh, then came a carriage filled with flowers. 1203 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:46,600 What are you mumbling about? 1204 01:27:46,670 --> 01:27:50,100 What? Oh...I thought.. 1205 01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:54,270 I thought we might have them thunder shower. 1206 01:27:54,340 --> 01:27:56,740 Ha ha ha. Not dumb. 1207 01:27:56,810 --> 01:28:00,850 But you devil cannot be idle. She must go. 1208 01:28:00,910 --> 01:28:05,180 Au bientot, Jimmy. Au revoir, nice boob. 1209 01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:07,620 - Mm, boob is right. - Oh, now, Bob. 1210 01:28:07,690 --> 01:28:09,990 You're taking this thing too seriously. 1211 01:28:10,050 --> 01:28:12,520 Just forget what I said. 1212 01:28:12,590 --> 01:28:15,960 And if you like her, go ahead. 1213 01:28:16,030 --> 01:28:18,500 So, you changed your mind. Have you? 1214 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,170 After all, you-you are my best friend 1215 01:28:21,230 --> 01:28:24,740 and I have a very high conception of friendship. 1216 01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:28,270 I'll say, you have. 1217 01:28:28,340 --> 01:28:30,070 What's mine is, is yours. 1218 01:28:30,140 --> 01:28:32,310 And what's yours, I don't want. 1219 01:28:32,380 --> 01:28:33,780 Oh! 1220 01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:42,090 All those wishing to view the body...hm. 1221 01:28:50,490 --> 01:28:53,100 [crowd chattering] 1222 01:29:10,980 --> 01:29:13,320 [thunder rumbling] 1223 01:29:13,380 --> 01:29:16,820 - That doesn't look so good. - No, sir. 1224 01:29:20,290 --> 01:29:22,960 - Report to the control room. - Yes, sir! 1225 01:29:23,030 --> 01:29:25,360 I have to speak to, Mr. Wade. 1226 01:29:25,430 --> 01:29:27,670 We better get these people off, right away. 1227 01:29:27,730 --> 01:29:29,270 Yes, sir. 1228 01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:38,640 I've been looking for you, Mr. Wade. 1229 01:29:38,710 --> 01:29:42,350 - There's a storm coming up. - I-I know what it is. 1230 01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:47,990 I suggest that you send your guests down at once. 1231 01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:48,990 Why? 1232 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:50,690 [thunder rumbling] 1233 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,420 You hear? The barometer's been falling all day. 1234 01:29:53,490 --> 01:29:56,900 And I'm afraid that we're in for a very bad night of it. 1235 01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:59,760 [wind howling] 1236 01:30:02,470 --> 01:30:05,070 [indistinct chattering] 1237 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:20,150 Ha ha ha. 1238 01:30:26,990 --> 01:30:30,590 Ha ha. Monsieur trying to be funny. 1239 01:30:30,660 --> 01:30:33,030 Oh, I thought we might finish our little romance. 1240 01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:37,740 Ah, my sense of humor is undeveloped there. 1241 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:40,670 Like your sense of honor, perhaps. 1242 01:30:40,740 --> 01:30:42,870 You know a great deal about honor? 1243 01:30:42,940 --> 01:30:46,240 Well, I do hide under the bed quilt. 1244 01:30:46,310 --> 01:30:50,280 My presence there upset your own plans maybe, yes. 1245 01:30:50,350 --> 01:30:53,020 - You do admit, you were there. - Most certainly. 1246 01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:54,820 - Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha. 1247 01:30:54,890 --> 01:30:57,390 And you almost had me sold 1248 01:30:57,460 --> 01:30:59,960 on that innocence and self respect stuff. 1249 01:31:00,020 --> 01:31:03,360 A little knowledge of them would not hurt you, monsieur. 1250 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,570 [indistinct chattering] 1251 01:31:09,430 --> 01:31:11,040 Hey, Bob. 1252 01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:15,170 Look here. I'll show you some real brim stone. 1253 01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:19,410 Orchestra, play "Low Down" and make it hot. 1254 01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:22,080 [orchestral music] 1255 01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:26,220 * Hold me to begin * 1256 01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:28,920 * I wanna but still didn't wanna give in * 1257 01:31:28,990 --> 01:31:31,090 * I've got something.. * 1258 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:34,760 Well, why you do not dance with your little Trixie? 1259 01:31:34,830 --> 01:31:36,560 At least she's on a level. 1260 01:31:36,630 --> 01:31:38,700 She doesn't pretend to be what she's not. 1261 01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:43,700 Ha ha ha. And what is she? You think a warm baby, yes? 1262 01:31:43,770 --> 01:31:46,140 Alright, we shall see. 1263 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:51,980 [speaking in foreign language] 1264 01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:55,680 [speaking in foreign language] 1265 01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:58,350 [crowd chattering] 1266 01:32:02,420 --> 01:32:07,560 And heat wave is coming, Madame Satan starts to burn. 1267 01:32:07,630 --> 01:32:10,230 [cheering] 1268 01:32:22,410 --> 01:32:24,740 (Madame Satan) Ha ha ha. 1269 01:32:24,810 --> 01:32:29,080 Orchestra, start over again. 1270 01:32:29,810 --> 01:32:32,420 [orchestra music] 1271 01:32:35,090 --> 01:32:37,360 * Low down low down * 1272 01:32:37,420 --> 01:32:40,290 * Let's make it a show down * 1273 01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:42,490 * You're claiming that you are flaming * 1274 01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:45,760 * But you'll soon tire out and put the fire out * 1275 01:32:45,830 --> 01:32:48,070 * You think you're hot * 1276 01:32:48,130 --> 01:32:50,570 * I'll tell you, you are not * 1277 01:32:50,630 --> 01:32:53,340 * And between us when men have seen us * 1278 01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:56,770 * You'll find them waiting for Madame Satan * 1279 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:58,710 * Come, everybody * 1280 01:32:58,780 --> 01:33:01,410 * Satan will show you a new sensation * 1281 01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:04,350 [music continues] 1282 01:33:16,030 --> 01:33:18,200 Ha ha. You think you are a Casanova. 1283 01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:20,230 To me you are just the ice man. 1284 01:33:20,300 --> 01:33:22,470 Yes, I bet you known plenty of ice men. 1285 01:33:22,530 --> 01:33:26,140 Never one of these men are as bad as you are. 1286 01:33:28,140 --> 01:33:30,170 Come on, Bob. Let's show 'em up. 1287 01:33:30,240 --> 01:33:34,280 Don't you worry. I'll make that hell cat feel at home. 1288 01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:06,210 What are you going to do? 1289 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:10,750 I'm going to give you the kind of love, you are used to. 1290 01:34:10,810 --> 01:34:14,290 You had your laugh, now I'm going to have mine. 1291 01:34:14,350 --> 01:34:16,650 Alright. 1292 01:34:16,720 --> 01:34:18,460 Laugh. 1293 01:34:21,530 --> 01:34:22,760 Angie. 1294 01:34:29,970 --> 01:34:33,440 You told me I was below zero, so, I raised my temperature. 1295 01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:36,110 Yes. 1296 01:34:36,170 --> 01:34:38,340 But you raised it a little too high. 1297 01:34:38,410 --> 01:34:40,810 You seem to enjoy it earlier in the evening. 1298 01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:44,550 Eh...well, that was different. 1299 01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:46,980 You think, I can respect a woman, who comes-- 1300 01:34:47,050 --> 01:34:49,120 Oh, Bob, I don't want your respect 1301 01:34:49,190 --> 01:34:51,760 I want you to love me as I love you. 1302 01:34:51,820 --> 01:34:53,560 As you love me? 1303 01:34:53,620 --> 01:34:56,230 [thunder rumbling] 1304 01:35:04,100 --> 01:35:06,070 Bob, oh no. 1305 01:35:06,140 --> 01:35:09,140 Oh, Bob, what happened? 1306 01:35:09,210 --> 01:35:11,910 I-I don't know. 1307 01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:14,580 [siren wailing] 1308 01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:18,320 [screaming] 1309 01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:27,530 (Angela) Oh my God! 1310 01:35:27,590 --> 01:35:30,430 - Are you are you hurt? - Oh, no. 1311 01:35:30,490 --> 01:35:33,300 [siren continues wailing] 1312 01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:37,900 Oh, Bob, what's happening? 1313 01:35:37,970 --> 01:35:40,900 Something must have struck us. 1314 01:35:40,970 --> 01:35:43,310 Bob, don't leave me! Bob! 1315 01:35:43,370 --> 01:35:46,580 She's torn lose from the mooring mast. Set adrift. 1316 01:35:49,050 --> 01:35:51,650 [screaming] 1317 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:08,300 It doesn't look like a picnic to me. 1318 01:36:12,900 --> 01:36:14,040 We've broken lose. 1319 01:36:14,100 --> 01:36:16,210 Prepare yourself.. 1320 01:36:16,270 --> 01:36:17,780 Not so hot, aye. 1321 01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:20,010 I'll say it's hot. Remember the shattered door? 1322 01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:21,780 Hey, don't talk about that. 1323 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:27,490 [whistling] 1324 01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:31,220 Mr. Blake, the controls are smashed. 1325 01:36:31,290 --> 01:36:33,290 Get all these people in to parachutes. 1326 01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:35,330 Parachutes! 1327 01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:39,630 (male on loud speaker) Everybody, everybody, line up for parachute harness. 1328 01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:42,270 Make way for parachute harness. 1329 01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:46,300 Engineers starting our motor, sir. 1330 01:36:46,370 --> 01:36:49,540 - Help me evacuate these people. - Right, sir. 1331 01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:54,450 [engine revving] 1332 01:36:55,850 --> 01:36:57,420 Parachutes, sir. 1333 01:36:57,480 --> 01:36:59,880 (male Break out the parachute harness. 1334 01:36:59,950 --> 01:37:03,350 'We got the parachute harness.' 1335 01:37:03,420 --> 01:37:05,620 Come on man, hurry up. 1336 01:37:10,830 --> 01:37:13,430 [screaming] 1337 01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:30,910 [screaming continues] 1338 01:37:42,790 --> 01:37:46,660 Wait. Stay at the top. I'll get your parachutes. 1339 01:37:46,730 --> 01:37:49,600 Oh no, Bob. Bob, don't leave me. 1340 01:37:49,670 --> 01:37:52,940 You got yourself into this mess. So hang on. 1341 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:55,240 I'll try and get you out. 1342 01:37:55,910 --> 01:37:58,340 Bob! Bob! 1343 01:37:58,410 --> 01:38:00,340 I want to get a parachute. 1344 01:38:00,410 --> 01:38:03,110 I will not obey you. I want parachute myself. 1345 01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:05,120 Don't wanna chance. Don't worry. 1346 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:07,350 How do you get into this parachute? 1347 01:38:07,420 --> 01:38:10,290 - I've never worn one. - Alright, then help me. 1348 01:38:10,350 --> 01:38:12,620 Hey, where do I get a harness? 1349 01:38:12,690 --> 01:38:14,930 (male Down there in that bunk. 1350 01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:19,260 (female Where do I get off? 1351 01:38:19,330 --> 01:38:21,570 - Where do I jump? - Where are you going? 1352 01:38:28,140 --> 01:38:29,610 Get off me. 1353 01:38:32,410 --> 01:38:34,410 (female You are pulling out my hair. 1354 01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:38,250 Somebody help me out! Help me! 1355 01:38:38,320 --> 01:38:40,880 Thank you. I apologize.. 1356 01:38:49,060 --> 01:38:52,960 Here, put this on. You'll have to jump for it. 1357 01:38:53,030 --> 01:38:58,070 Bobby, Bobby. Save me. I can't find a parachute, save me. 1358 01:38:58,140 --> 01:39:01,170 Alright. I'll get you one. I don't want you on my conscience. 1359 01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:04,640 - Get into that, quick. - Bob, wait. What do I do? 1360 01:39:04,710 --> 01:39:07,680 Takes more courage for this than for home wrecking, doesn't it? 1361 01:39:07,750 --> 01:39:11,150 - Mrs. Brooks, for the love of.. - I told you, I'd get him back. 1362 01:39:11,210 --> 01:39:15,250 Oh, I don't want your husband. I want a parachute. 1363 01:39:15,320 --> 01:39:17,250 Well, you want this one? 1364 01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:19,390 - Oh! - On one condition. 1365 01:39:19,460 --> 01:39:21,830 You promise to never to see my husband again. 1366 01:39:21,890 --> 01:39:25,300 - And you'll give it to me? - Yes, I'll give it to you. 1367 01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:27,770 - I'll promise anything. - Gimme your word. 1368 01:39:27,830 --> 01:39:31,100 On my word, I'll be. Help me get into it. 1369 01:39:31,170 --> 01:39:33,940 Help me. How do I do it? 1370 01:39:36,540 --> 01:39:39,180 You got me up here. Now, you get me down. 1371 01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:42,680 Please don't do that. Centipedes make me nervous. 1372 01:39:51,590 --> 01:39:54,930 Hey Blake, are there any more parachute harness? 1373 01:39:54,990 --> 01:39:56,930 Try and find one. 1374 01:39:58,060 --> 01:40:01,300 - Oh, your head is stuck. - No, I.. 1375 01:40:01,370 --> 01:40:02,730 Oh, Blake! 1376 01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:04,840 How do you get into these things? 1377 01:40:04,900 --> 01:40:08,870 Put your arms and buckle up. Snap shoulder strap on 1378 01:40:08,940 --> 01:40:12,240 the D-link on the parachute kept on the promenade deck. Got it? 1379 01:40:12,310 --> 01:40:14,810 - Got it. - Yeah, big help. 1380 01:40:15,850 --> 01:40:17,110 Wait a minute. 1381 01:40:17,180 --> 01:40:21,150 The bands always play when the ship is sinking. 1382 01:40:21,220 --> 01:40:22,750 Come on now. Do your stuff. 1383 01:40:22,820 --> 01:40:25,490 Where do we go from here, huh? 1384 01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:28,960 [orchestra music] 1385 01:40:51,250 --> 01:40:53,850 [screaming] 1386 01:41:10,170 --> 01:41:12,970 They're all going down there! 1387 01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:14,440 They're leaving behind. 1388 01:41:14,510 --> 01:41:16,910 I am not going to attend another party. 1389 01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:42,400 I beg your pardon. This lady is sick.. 1390 01:41:42,470 --> 01:41:46,400 Oh, no, I'm not! I'm not! 1391 01:41:46,470 --> 01:41:49,070 [indistinct screaming] 1392 01:42:05,090 --> 01:42:07,690 [screaming] 1393 01:42:14,330 --> 01:42:18,940 Oh, are you perfectly sure, this parachute will open? 1394 01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,870 If it doesn't, bring it back and we'll give you another. 1395 01:42:21,940 --> 01:42:25,980 Oh, thank you very much and good bye. 1396 01:42:32,080 --> 01:42:34,950 [wind wailing] 1397 01:42:35,020 --> 01:42:37,690 Oh, I feel sick. 1398 01:42:56,740 --> 01:42:58,910 Where's the parachute? 1399 01:42:58,980 --> 01:43:00,610 Out there. 1400 01:43:03,310 --> 01:43:05,620 (Trixie) 'I'm afraid.' 1401 01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:07,750 I can't! I can't! 1402 01:43:07,820 --> 01:43:10,290 Oh, what will I do? 1403 01:43:10,350 --> 01:43:13,120 Here, pull down that parachute and buckle it on that pole. 1404 01:43:13,190 --> 01:43:15,960 Wait a minute. May be you want to kill me. 1405 01:43:16,030 --> 01:43:18,460 - I'll go for it. - Oh, what will I do? 1406 01:43:18,530 --> 01:43:21,130 Can't do it alone. Help me. 1407 01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:25,270 Come back here. I can't get it right, if you slip down there. 1408 01:43:26,270 --> 01:43:28,870 [engine whirring] 1409 01:43:40,150 --> 01:43:42,620 Hey, give me one of those for the ladies. 1410 01:43:42,690 --> 01:43:45,390 - No. I need both. - No, you don't. 1411 01:43:45,460 --> 01:43:47,830 Oh, I'll be smashed to a jelly. 1412 01:43:47,890 --> 01:43:50,160 Oh, no. You'll drown. 1413 01:43:58,670 --> 01:44:01,940 Angela! Angela! 1414 01:44:07,610 --> 01:44:09,750 Here you are, Trixie. Get.. 1415 01:44:09,810 --> 01:44:12,150 Angela, where's your parachute harness? 1416 01:44:12,220 --> 01:44:15,620 I have it. She was afraid, I'll tell you, why she and Jimmy 1417 01:44:15,690 --> 01:44:18,420 were in my apartment, huh. Laugh that off. 1418 01:44:18,490 --> 01:44:21,090 [screaming] 1419 01:44:22,830 --> 01:44:25,630 [wind wailing] 1420 01:44:27,130 --> 01:44:31,030 - Your Trixie is saved anyway. - Come along. Get into this. 1421 01:44:31,100 --> 01:44:33,200 - Bob, where's yours? - Never mind. Put this on. 1422 01:44:33,270 --> 01:44:36,140 Oh, no. I will not jump without you. 1423 01:44:36,210 --> 01:44:41,080 I'm not asking you, what will you do. I'm telling you. 1424 01:44:41,140 --> 01:44:43,850 - Angela, quickly come. - I can't jump without you. 1425 01:44:43,910 --> 01:44:46,720 [orchestra music] 1426 01:44:48,290 --> 01:44:51,390 (male 'Everybody off, she's breaking up.' 1427 01:44:51,450 --> 01:44:52,860 'And how?' 1428 01:44:56,090 --> 01:44:58,130 - She's breaking up. - No, I'm the host. 1429 01:44:58,200 --> 01:45:02,330 - I won't leave till the end. - You'll leave now. 1430 01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:03,870 I will not. 1431 01:45:05,670 --> 01:45:08,270 [thunder rumbling] 1432 01:45:36,830 --> 01:45:40,000 Bob, we're going to crash. Oh, please. 1433 01:45:40,070 --> 01:45:42,040 Please take me in your arms. Hold me. 1434 01:45:42,110 --> 01:45:45,310 Hold me as you did when you thought I was somebody else. 1435 01:45:45,380 --> 01:45:46,840 Come along, quick. 1436 01:45:46,910 --> 01:45:50,410 Please, Bob. Bob, let me stay with you.. 1437 01:45:50,480 --> 01:45:52,220 You made a fool out of me. 1438 01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:54,850 You're not going to make a coward out of me. 1439 01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:58,020 Oh, Bob. Please please, I don't want to go Bob. 1440 01:45:58,090 --> 01:46:00,490 Bob, darling, I love you. Oh, darling I love you. 1441 01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:03,460 Oh, please, come on. Bob, please don't leave me. 1442 01:46:09,170 --> 01:46:12,440 Come on. She's breaking up. Out of that window. 1443 01:46:56,480 --> 01:46:59,080 [wind wailing] 1444 01:47:24,940 --> 01:47:27,540 [gasping] 1445 01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:51,570 A-a-aye, look out, below. 1446 01:47:52,570 --> 01:47:53,970 Hey! 1447 01:48:02,650 --> 01:48:05,220 That's voodooism. 1448 01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:08,020 Voodoo? I don't believe in these things. 1449 01:48:08,090 --> 01:48:11,820 I'm scared of nothing on this earth.. 1450 01:48:13,220 --> 01:48:16,460 - What is that? - Move! 1451 01:48:16,530 --> 01:48:19,130 [indistinct talking] 1452 01:48:32,340 --> 01:48:34,280 Oh! Oh! 1453 01:48:39,250 --> 01:48:43,220 I beg your pardon. My husband is in the city reservoir. 1454 01:48:43,290 --> 01:48:45,620 - I want you're help. - Let's go go. 1455 01:48:45,690 --> 01:48:48,460 Don't leave me. My husband is in the city reservoir. 1456 01:48:48,530 --> 01:48:50,460 Please, don't leave me. 1457 01:48:50,530 --> 01:48:52,560 Please, don't go. 1458 01:48:52,630 --> 01:48:55,100 [indistinct talking] 1459 01:48:55,170 --> 01:48:58,200 Help. Somebody help me get down from here. 1460 01:48:58,270 --> 01:49:02,010 Oh, come here. Come here. How do I get down? 1461 01:49:02,070 --> 01:49:04,670 I don't know. I'm just passing through, myself. 1462 01:49:04,740 --> 01:49:08,350 Well, come back and help me. Help me. Come on, come here. 1463 01:49:08,410 --> 01:49:10,480 Oh, you come back here and help me. 1464 01:49:10,550 --> 01:49:13,780 - It's too late now. - Oh, dear. 1465 01:49:13,850 --> 01:49:16,520 I come here every week, to get rid of fat. 1466 01:49:16,590 --> 01:49:19,790 (male And I come here every week, to get rid of women. 1467 01:49:19,860 --> 01:49:24,160 It's the only place left, where they don't horn in. 1468 01:49:24,790 --> 01:49:26,130 [screaming] 1469 01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:28,670 - Hey, what's this? - It's a girl. 1470 01:49:28,730 --> 01:49:30,970 - A girl! - What happened? 1471 01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:36,940 Oh, my habit's crazy. 1472 01:49:37,010 --> 01:49:39,680 [chattering] 1473 01:49:39,740 --> 01:49:41,440 Phew. 1474 01:49:46,020 --> 01:49:48,620 [lion roaring] 1475 01:49:53,890 --> 01:49:57,290 Oh-h-h. Oh dear! 1476 01:50:13,440 --> 01:50:16,680 It-it isn't nearly 9 o'clock, yet, you know. 1477 01:50:17,510 --> 01:50:19,180 Oh...oh, dear. 1478 01:50:19,250 --> 01:50:22,120 (guard) Hey! What are you doing in there? 1479 01:50:22,190 --> 01:50:24,790 Oh, what a silly question. 1480 01:50:24,850 --> 01:50:27,460 [lion roaring] 1481 01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:33,630 [printing press rolling] 1482 01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,480 (man on radio) 'Due to the captain's decision to send all the guests' 1483 01:50:51,550 --> 01:50:54,750 'off in parachutes. No one was seriously injured.' 1484 01:50:54,820 --> 01:50:58,420 'Although, some landed in a rather undignified manner.' 1485 01:50:58,490 --> 01:51:01,160 'In only one case, was the parachute missing.' 1486 01:51:01,220 --> 01:51:03,490 'But fortunately, the gentlemen made a landing' 1487 01:51:03,560 --> 01:51:05,730 'in the middle of the city reservoir.' 1488 01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:08,170 'And the man..' 1489 01:51:19,540 --> 01:51:22,510 Where did you ever learn to dance like that? 1490 01:51:22,580 --> 01:51:25,080 We love and learn. 1491 01:51:25,150 --> 01:51:27,750 [piano music] 1492 01:51:29,220 --> 01:51:33,560 * A pair of arms to hold you * 1493 01:51:33,620 --> 01:51:36,260 * Voila * 1494 01:51:36,330 --> 01:51:40,730 * So tenderly I hold you * 1495 01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:44,230 * Voila * 1496 01:51:44,300 --> 01:51:47,140 Where did you learn to sing a song like that? 1497 01:51:48,370 --> 01:51:52,280 * I sing it for you * 1498 01:51:52,340 --> 01:51:55,450 * Sheri * 1499 01:51:55,510 --> 01:51:57,350 Huh. 1500 01:51:57,410 --> 01:52:00,650 * A pair of eyes to see you * 1501 01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:02,550 * Voila * 1502 01:52:02,620 --> 01:52:08,730 * With all the things to please you * 1503 01:52:08,790 --> 01:52:13,430 * Voila * 1504 01:52:13,500 --> 01:52:16,730 And that dress, it was absolutely outrageous. 1505 01:52:17,380 --> 01:52:20,400 Bob, you know, you'd adore that dress on any other woman. 1506 01:52:20,470 --> 01:52:21,900 Nothing of that sort. 1507 01:52:21,970 --> 01:52:25,580 It was the most indecent thing I ever saw. Oh-h-h. 1508 01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:28,040 [piano music] 1509 01:52:28,110 --> 01:52:32,920 * Madame, she will ensnare you * 1510 01:52:32,980 --> 01:52:38,120 * Better beware * 1511 01:52:38,190 --> 01:52:44,830 * Madame, she'll make you love her * 1512 01:52:44,890 --> 01:52:50,270 * Not while they.. * 1513 01:52:50,330 --> 01:52:56,240 * Madame, maybe you will * 1514 01:52:56,310 --> 01:53:03,150 * And they were through to hell * 1515 01:53:03,210 --> 01:53:06,850 * Your wine raised glass * 1516 01:53:06,920 --> 01:53:12,890 [indistict] 1517 01:53:12,960 --> 01:53:15,390 'Hello, everybody.' 1518 01:53:19,060 --> 01:53:21,830 Jolly party, wasn't it? 1519 01:53:27,700 --> 01:53:31,870 Say, what were you doing in Trixie's apartment? 1520 01:53:31,940 --> 01:53:36,380 With that little... broken down blimp. 1521 01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:41,820 Wait a minute. Don't call me names. 1522 01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:45,520 I'm here to do the right thing by Angela. 1523 01:53:45,590 --> 01:53:46,790 What? 1524 01:53:46,860 --> 01:53:48,830 You're here to do what? 1525 01:53:48,890 --> 01:53:53,600 If you're going to divorce her, I'm prepared to marry her. 1526 01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:57,570 - Why, Jimmy. How noble of you. - I know. 1527 01:53:57,630 --> 01:53:59,570 Who said anything about divorce? 1528 01:53:59,640 --> 01:54:03,540 Do you suppose, I'll get Angela free, to marry a little-- 1529 01:54:03,610 --> 01:54:06,010 - Now don't call me a.. - O-o-oh! 1530 01:54:06,080 --> 01:54:08,380 * Low down low down * 1531 01:54:08,450 --> 01:54:10,480 * Let's make it a show down * 1532 01:54:10,550 --> 01:54:13,420 Oh, please don't play that, Angela. Please. 1533 01:54:13,480 --> 01:54:15,790 It reminds me of Trixie. 1534 01:54:18,720 --> 01:54:19,960 Poor Trixie. 1535 01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:24,190 I don't blame her for liking Bob. 1536 01:54:24,260 --> 01:54:25,400 But.. 1537 01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:30,430 * True love is believing * 1538 01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:33,900 * The one we love is quite a brag * 1539 01:54:33,970 --> 01:54:37,110 * deceived * 1540 01:54:37,170 --> 01:54:39,880 Angela, when you sing that-- 1541 01:54:39,940 --> 01:54:42,910 You want to know, what I was doing at Trixie's apartment? 1542 01:54:42,980 --> 01:54:44,510 No no, I don't darling. 1543 01:54:44,580 --> 01:54:47,280 How could I ever seriously doubt you. 1544 01:54:47,350 --> 01:54:48,690 Ah-uh. 1545 01:54:48,750 --> 01:54:50,890 Angela! 1546 01:54:51,720 --> 01:54:52,960 What? 1547 01:54:54,850 --> 01:54:57,630 I've been an awful fool. 1548 01:54:57,970 --> 01:55:03,530 To wander so far from my own fireside, in search of-- 1549 01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:04,800 Fire? 1550 01:55:08,770 --> 01:55:13,810 * Take your hat and stick and leave * 1551 01:55:13,880 --> 01:55:16,350 * While you may *